Saturday, March 17, 2007

 

A plea to the outside world-- please send food.



If you possibly can, please send food to the people of Sacramento, who will face starvation if additional supplies are not procured soon. Apparently, they did not sufficiently stock up prior to the arrival of Gordon Davenport, pictured at right with his desserts from last evening (from foreground to background, that would be ice cream, a chocolate tort, key lime pie, and some other chocolate monstrosity).

I'm not sure how long the rest of us can hold out if additional food is not airlifted in soon. Some of you may recall the humanitarian disaster (chronicled here) in Dallas last fall. This, my friends, may be even worse.

# posted by Mark Osler @ 2:01 PM
Comments:
A chocolate tort? That's appropriate for a law-school graduate! Maybe there should be a new torts specialty: Food torts . . . .

Congratulations, y'all. You deserve to eat all you want.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:28 PM
 
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