Friday, March 02, 2007
Haiku Friday On My Mind...
People, it is time to wrest our freedom back from those dangerous and counter-majoritarian federal judges, who now have not only taken over the prison systems, college admissions, and the WIC program, but now have come to dominate the nation's Haiku competitions.
The possible topics for the week include:
1) My special relationship with Dick Cheney
2) The hegemony of the federal judiciary
3) The ongoing saga of Ms. Brittney Spears
4) Traveling Astronauts
5) What's in my pocket?
6) Facts about Stephen Baker
7) I'm done with the bar!
8) If I don't win again this week, I will have the marshals detain you
9) Miss Hathaway is my banker!
To show that I don't think you have to choose one of the above topics, here is my entry:
Sanctimonious
Cheesetray; Gouda and crackers
Get away, Satan!
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Make me look away.
Why do they mesmerize me?
Idol singers rock!
Traps attach shoulders
To ears; Back bent like old man's.
Bar: Vini, vici.
Mormon president?
Many fear the worst. Neither
Horns nor tail has he.
Why do they mesmerize me?
Idol singers rock!
Traps attach shoulders
To ears; Back bent like old man's.
Bar: Vini, vici.
Mormon president?
Many fear the worst. Neither
Horns nor tail has he.
# posted by 
: 1:25 AM
: 1:25 AM 
Habib called: "Say its not
over. Let me tile your bath."
Help me resist him.
Habib is so nice.
He will work with our budget.
Or lack of budget.
In Laws coming for
Spencer's Birthday. Staying for
2 weeks. Just gets better.
Twelve 3 year olds and
In Laws, Home Depot, Habib.
Need extra crock pot.
Anna's Judge SHOULD get
a show. I would watch it. He
was entertaining.
I need vacation:
Drinks, beach, hammock ,sun,ocean.
NO phone, tools, toddlers.
Vacation? Not soon.
Toddler, Seven Habits Guy,
Home Depot need me.
My Fave Idol so
far is the one I have named
Gladys Knight. Awesome.
I name all idols
Taylor Hicks was "Clooney." I
think Gladys could win.
I think her name is
Melinda Doolittle. Wow.
That woman can SING.
over. Let me tile your bath."
Help me resist him.
Habib is so nice.
He will work with our budget.
Or lack of budget.
In Laws coming for
Spencer's Birthday. Staying for
2 weeks. Just gets better.
Twelve 3 year olds and
In Laws, Home Depot, Habib.
Need extra crock pot.
Anna's Judge SHOULD get
a show. I would watch it. He
was entertaining.
I need vacation:
Drinks, beach, hammock ,sun,ocean.
NO phone, tools, toddlers.
Vacation? Not soon.
Toddler, Seven Habits Guy,
Home Depot need me.
My Fave Idol so
far is the one I have named
Gladys Knight. Awesome.
I name all idols
Taylor Hicks was "Clooney." I
think Gladys could win.
I think her name is
Melinda Doolittle. Wow.
That woman can SING.
# posted by : 4:32 AM
: 4:32 AM
I'm reposting this from an earlier string because it amuses me so:
Green Acres the place
Farm Living, the Life for Me
Goodbye Manhattan
--But I don't think I can beat Gollum
Green Acres the place
Farm Living, the Life for Me
Goodbye Manhattan
--But I don't think I can beat Gollum
# posted by : 4:52 PM
: 4:52 PM
Swiss hegemony
Like no other: Gouda? Brie?
Nein! Appenzell, ja.
(Hey, there's no Swiss topic this week, so what's a Swissgirl to do?)
Tyd, my pile-o-planks
Became a futon. Houseguests
Forced to work. Try it . . .
Like no other: Gouda? Brie?
Nein! Appenzell, ja.
(Hey, there's no Swiss topic this week, so what's a Swissgirl to do?)
Tyd, my pile-o-planks
Became a futon. Houseguests
Forced to work. Try it . . .
# posted by : 5:50 PM
: 5:50 PM
Swiss Girl:
Oh Trust me the in laws will be doing stuff. My father in law is a MANIAC and he cannot sit still unless he is cleaning or building or fixing something. He is going to be tiling the kitchen floor. When they come to visit if you do not hand him a list of crap to do when he walks in the door he immediately wants to go home.
He is a little bit weird... He likes to tell complete strangers his life story, and he cries at the part when he tells him about both his vasectomy and when he found The Lord.
My mother in law is a SAINT not only because she has been married to my father in law for like 46 years.... but for many other reasons too. BUT she likes to cook, and she is very messy when she does. However she also loves to do laundry The minute she walks in the door she will wash every single piece of fabric in the entire house, including curtains, slipcovers, pot holders, even stuff that is not washable.
SO, at Spencer's party, I know my father in law will entertain all of the guests, and we will all be wearing very clean clothes. They are great, and I love them very much. They just come with the normal old people things... like a lot of coughing in the morning, a lot of complaining about their bed, a lot of stuff left out in the kitchen.... Its okay. Hopefully my hours at work are going to increase and I will miss most of it. Plus they are in love with Spencer.
Anonymous: Kellie Pickler? She looked SCARY weird. Like a cross between Patsy Cline and Anita Bryant. WOW. Very, very frightening.
Oh Trust me the in laws will be doing stuff. My father in law is a MANIAC and he cannot sit still unless he is cleaning or building or fixing something. He is going to be tiling the kitchen floor. When they come to visit if you do not hand him a list of crap to do when he walks in the door he immediately wants to go home.
He is a little bit weird... He likes to tell complete strangers his life story, and he cries at the part when he tells him about both his vasectomy and when he found The Lord.
My mother in law is a SAINT not only because she has been married to my father in law for like 46 years.... but for many other reasons too. BUT she likes to cook, and she is very messy when she does. However she also loves to do laundry The minute she walks in the door she will wash every single piece of fabric in the entire house, including curtains, slipcovers, pot holders, even stuff that is not washable.
SO, at Spencer's party, I know my father in law will entertain all of the guests, and we will all be wearing very clean clothes. They are great, and I love them very much. They just come with the normal old people things... like a lot of coughing in the morning, a lot of complaining about their bed, a lot of stuff left out in the kitchen.... Its okay. Hopefully my hours at work are going to increase and I will miss most of it. Plus they are in love with Spencer.
Anonymous: Kellie Pickler? She looked SCARY weird. Like a cross between Patsy Cline and Anita Bryant. WOW. Very, very frightening.
# posted by : 7:51 PM
: 7:51 PM
Facts about Baker
Here's one: He likes to giggle
when you rub his ears.
-- The V.R.
Here's one: He likes to giggle
when you rub his ears.
-- The V.R.
# posted by : 8:43 PM
: 8:43 PM
I think Miss Jane's hot!
I want her to sleep with me.
I'm bubblin' crude!
-----Mr. Drysdale
I want her to sleep with me.
I'm bubblin' crude!
-----Mr. Drysdale
# posted by : 9:27 AM
: 9:27 AM
Tyd, I think you need to sell the movie rights to your life story. I'm already imagining who would deliver your father-in-law's monologue about the vasectomy and finding the Lord. Clint Eastwood? Nah . . . Harrison Ford? . . . Robert Duvall?
# posted by : 3:15 PM
: 3:15 PM
HAHAHA that would be a VERY scary movie
No My father in law is very strange looking.
He is a cross between Cosmo Kramer and Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber. On the weird scale he buries the needle. Just left of like Howard Hughes.
No My father in law is very strange looking.
He is a cross between Cosmo Kramer and Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber. On the weird scale he buries the needle. Just left of like Howard Hughes.
# posted by : 5:31 PM
: 5:31 PM
Sorry my entry is late:
Bates should try Idol.
Guys with cool hair can win it -
Bet he sings great too!
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Bates should try Idol.
Guys with cool hair can win it -
Bet he sings great too!
# posted by : 5:42 PM
: 5:42 PM << Home
