Friday, March 09, 2007
Friday I'm in Love (With Haiku)
Get down and get funky! It's haiku time! (I am, perhaps, the first person ever to utter that phrase)
As always, you can pick your own topic, so long as the haiku is in the standard 5 syllables/7 syllables/5 syllables format. Just let your freak flag fly. However, if you need help, consider one of the following topics:
1) John Lee Hooker's funeral
2) March madness
3) The dental arts
4) What I need to do to keep that one really sleepy guy awake in class
5) The worst song ever
6) Practice Court is the new 40
7) My Spring Break secret
8) My own personal NCAA violation
9) Jennifer ("Finish The Job") Seale
10) The erotic Swiss
Here is my own effort for the week. Enter your own below.
Tired of PC--
Near incomprehensible,
I mumble and wave.
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Sunday afternoons
Sparkling Geneva, shut tight.
What are they doing?!
Eroticism
Swiss-style: to hold hands, kiss thrice,
Guarding their secrets.
Sparkling Geneva, shut tight.
What are they doing?!
Eroticism
Swiss-style: to hold hands, kiss thrice,
Guarding their secrets.
# posted by 
: 5:12 AM
: 5:12 AM
Facebook is so fun
Unless employers see you
Nude and with a bong!
Have fun on Spring Break....just keep the evidence off of the Internet!!!
Unless employers see you
Nude and with a bong!
Have fun on Spring Break....just keep the evidence off of the Internet!!!
# posted by : 9:52 AM
: 9:52 AM
Oh my god I feel so famous.
Osler blog shout-out.
Could sooth the pain from failing
The MPRE.
I love free samples.
Being dentist's wife is sweet.
Think I'll bleach dog's teeth.
Graduation soon
There will be others to write
My long-ass bench briefs
Osler blog shout-out.
Could sooth the pain from failing
The MPRE.
I love free samples.
Being dentist's wife is sweet.
Think I'll bleach dog's teeth.
Graduation soon
There will be others to write
My long-ass bench briefs
# posted by : 9:57 AM
: 9:57 AM
Jeffy--
For what it's worth, Hugh Green total gives me the creeps. Alex Fuller was the most creepy Hugh Green ever, though he is not creepy at all in real life.
For what it's worth, Hugh Green total gives me the creeps. Alex Fuller was the most creepy Hugh Green ever, though he is not creepy at all in real life.
Tell me, who's to Plame?
Chain, chain, Cheney of fools.
But, Libby wears them!
-----Celebrity Luvr
Chain, chain, Cheney of fools.
But, Libby wears them!
-----Celebrity Luvr
# posted by : 11:36 AM
: 11:36 AM
Uh...that last one would clearly be aforementioned husband dentist. I sent him here to write an informed haiku about dentistry, but hey - we're newlyweds.
# posted by : 11:45 AM
: 11:45 AM
You are a master of the dental arts, sir. And it isn't my ass she's going to whup!
Be glad that you aren't a certain Rhode Island Law School's Mock Trial team, people.
Be glad that you aren't a certain Rhode Island Law School's Mock Trial team, people.
New York Crank! Welcome! Love your blog. I'll be in NYC April 29-May 5, and I will use it to get in the right mood.
IPLawGuy:
Thanks for the shout out
Luvr, wife, DC July
Meet for drinks and grub?
IPLaw Baby:
Snuggle and sweet dreams tonight
Let Mom and Dad sleep
Thanks for the shout out
Luvr, wife, DC July
Meet for drinks and grub?
IPLaw Baby:
Snuggle and sweet dreams tonight
Let Mom and Dad sleep
# posted by : 10:38 PM
: 10:38 PM
I joined "Curves" this week
with my friend Siri. We have
been twice. Ouch Ouch Ouch.
It's not THAT hard. Not
Gold's Gym, but we are moms to
toddlers. Been a while.
Hate this phrase: "Me Time."
But I need it. So its good.
No toddlers allowed.
Spencer started Pre-
School this week. "Teacher Gina"
says, "He's very smart."
Spencer LOVES preschool.
May be very smart, but why
then pour milk on dog?
Even parents call
her "Teacher Gina." Okay!
She is good but weird.
She says "Volunteer!!!"
No thanks. Head spinning just from
dropping him off there.
Five Hours a day, four
days a week, Spencer in school.
Shock to my system.
Still no free time. I
have dates with Habib, Crock Pot,
granite guys, In-laws.
Taylor tour, on, off,
on, off... who knows when? I live
Underneath The Music.
Preschool, Minivan,
Home Depot. In deep end of
Suburbs now. Pinch Me.
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with my friend Siri. We have
been twice. Ouch Ouch Ouch.
It's not THAT hard. Not
Gold's Gym, but we are moms to
toddlers. Been a while.
Hate this phrase: "Me Time."
But I need it. So its good.
No toddlers allowed.
Spencer started Pre-
School this week. "Teacher Gina"
says, "He's very smart."
Spencer LOVES preschool.
May be very smart, but why
then pour milk on dog?
Even parents call
her "Teacher Gina." Okay!
She is good but weird.
She says "Volunteer!!!"
No thanks. Head spinning just from
dropping him off there.
Five Hours a day, four
days a week, Spencer in school.
Shock to my system.
Still no free time. I
have dates with Habib, Crock Pot,
granite guys, In-laws.
Taylor tour, on, off,
on, off... who knows when? I live
Underneath The Music.
Preschool, Minivan,
Home Depot. In deep end of
Suburbs now. Pinch Me.
# posted by : 1:00 AM
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