Friday, January 12, 2007
Ladies and Gentleman... It's Haiku Friday.
Let the festivities begin! The Spanish Medievalist has suggested a theme of IPLawGuy, while IPLG himself has suggested a theme of zombies. I leave the theme to you, my readers and fellow participants!
To write a haiku, simple compose a five-syllable line, followed by a seven-syllable line, concluding with a five-syllable line, all linked by a common and elegant theme, like so:
Get away, zombies!
I have one good trick for them--
End the class early.
To write a haiku, simple compose a five-syllable line, followed by a seven-syllable line, concluding with a five-syllable line, all linked by a common and elegant theme, like so:
Get away, zombies!
I have one good trick for them--
End the class early.
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I'm not gonna lie
"Frank the Pef?" A sexy name!
Who on earth is that?
Telecom camera
Checkout Wednesday; Great are my
Movies of T. P.
Ribbons of white fluff
Descend from a third floor room
Please don't kick me out.
I should be in class
But I'm going to throw up
Sickness kicks my butt.
"Frank the Pef?" A sexy name!
Who on earth is that?
Telecom camera
Checkout Wednesday; Great are my
Movies of T. P.
Ribbons of white fluff
Descend from a third floor room
Please don't kick me out.
I should be in class
But I'm going to throw up
Sickness kicks my butt.
"BRAINS!" "what? whos there?" "BBBRRRAAAIIINNNSSSS!"
window smash, my shotgun blasts
not tonight zombie
window smash, my shotgun blasts
not tonight zombie
Lawyers writing 'bout
Zombies. Not me. Cuz I am
Just a civilyun.
Yes I KNOW how to spell but it was one too many syllables. Its been a long week. I am going to go home now and watch REALLLLLY stupid movies.
Zombies. Not me. Cuz I am
Just a civilyun.
Yes I KNOW how to spell but it was one too many syllables. Its been a long week. I am going to go home now and watch REALLLLLY stupid movies.
# posted by 
: 7:47 PM
: 7:47 PM
Instead I watched a really SMART movie, I thought, called "WHO KILLED THE ELECTRIC CAR?"
I wish there was a job I could do that would allow me to work to help get these plug-in hybrid flex fuel vehicles available to consumers.
Get this:
A HYBRID is a car that runs on part electricity and part gas. You can buy those now. A PLUG IN HYBRID is a car that runs on a larger part of electricity, part gas, and unless you drive more than 60 miles a day, you never use any gas. You do have to plug the car in at night, though. Otherwise it will run on ALL gas. A FLEX FUEL PLUG IN HYBRID car runs the same way as the plug in hybrid BUT instead of the part GAS it can run on ONLY Electricity OR Ethanol, if you want it to. Ethanol is made of CORN and it grows HERE in the U.S. In fact there is an E85 Ethanol station in the next town. SO you could have this car that you plug in at night, and after the first 60 miles it can run on this corn gas stuff , and you NEVER NEED GASOLINE!!!!
Ford has made a prototype in the form of the ESCAPE and I hope other automakers will follow. There are already production hybrids, and production flex fuel vehicles. There are no production Plug IN Hybrids available, and there are NO Plug IN Hybrid Flex Fuel vehicles in production.
Watching this weird movie really sort of I don't know what it did to me, but I now have a strong desire to learn about this fascinating technology. I am not sure why. I know the war is complicated but it pains me to see so many soldiers killed and they are there fighting for WHAT??? And to watch FRONTLINE and hear them say that it is all about oil and all of this stuff?
This is not the place to have THAT conversation, esp on Haiku Friday. But what if we as consumers did not need to buy oil from these countries - a lot of (but NOT ALL) whom, it seems to me, just HATE us, or want to kill us? I know we will still need petroleum products and all of that, but WHAT IF???? I dream now of the day when I can say "I DO NOT NEED YOUR STUPID OIL. MY CAR RUNS ON CORN" or methadone or methane or ethane or whatever it is called.
Can you imagine that day? Wow. I want to sell both of our stupid cars now, I want to drive our Expedition off a cliff. Though I have grown fond of CrapVan in recent months because as crappy as it is, it does not die, I still wish it ran on corn or something. OR I wish I could have an electric car. OR something.
GAWD Too much caffeine? Back to the zombies. I just sort of had this alternative fuel epiphany. If you need me I will be on the roof installing solar panels.
I wish there was a job I could do that would allow me to work to help get these plug-in hybrid flex fuel vehicles available to consumers.
Get this:
A HYBRID is a car that runs on part electricity and part gas. You can buy those now. A PLUG IN HYBRID is a car that runs on a larger part of electricity, part gas, and unless you drive more than 60 miles a day, you never use any gas. You do have to plug the car in at night, though. Otherwise it will run on ALL gas. A FLEX FUEL PLUG IN HYBRID car runs the same way as the plug in hybrid BUT instead of the part GAS it can run on ONLY Electricity OR Ethanol, if you want it to. Ethanol is made of CORN and it grows HERE in the U.S. In fact there is an E85 Ethanol station in the next town. SO you could have this car that you plug in at night, and after the first 60 miles it can run on this corn gas stuff , and you NEVER NEED GASOLINE!!!!
Ford has made a prototype in the form of the ESCAPE and I hope other automakers will follow. There are already production hybrids, and production flex fuel vehicles. There are no production Plug IN Hybrids available, and there are NO Plug IN Hybrid Flex Fuel vehicles in production.
Watching this weird movie really sort of I don't know what it did to me, but I now have a strong desire to learn about this fascinating technology. I am not sure why. I know the war is complicated but it pains me to see so many soldiers killed and they are there fighting for WHAT??? And to watch FRONTLINE and hear them say that it is all about oil and all of this stuff?
This is not the place to have THAT conversation, esp on Haiku Friday. But what if we as consumers did not need to buy oil from these countries - a lot of (but NOT ALL) whom, it seems to me, just HATE us, or want to kill us? I know we will still need petroleum products and all of that, but WHAT IF???? I dream now of the day when I can say "I DO NOT NEED YOUR STUPID OIL. MY CAR RUNS ON CORN" or methadone or methane or ethane or whatever it is called.
Can you imagine that day? Wow. I want to sell both of our stupid cars now, I want to drive our Expedition off a cliff. Though I have grown fond of CrapVan in recent months because as crappy as it is, it does not die, I still wish it ran on corn or something. OR I wish I could have an electric car. OR something.
GAWD Too much caffeine? Back to the zombies. I just sort of had this alternative fuel epiphany. If you need me I will be on the roof installing solar panels.
# posted by : 5:10 AM
: 5:10 AM
I actually wrote this yesterday but forgot to post it, in the excitement of law prom (or something). Hopefully I can get an extension.
Football to the eye
My life is such a sitcom
Zombies don't want me
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Football to the eye
My life is such a sitcom
Zombies don't want me
# posted by : 10:44 AM
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